May 2013
1 tag
myadventuresinskyrim:
I just snuck through a room full of Falmer. Like, literally and we didn’t get caught. Ahaha I am so proud of myself right now. It probably isn’t much considering they’re blind, but hey! The place was crawling with the things and I pretty much breezed through them, plus, Karliah didn’t push me off a ledge. Bonus points.
2 tags
vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
1 tag
1 tag
multipack:
the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals
hetakiosk:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
yiaichenn:
221b-mine-please:
pirenstoletheimpala:
mycroft-queenofcake:
iamjayse:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
...
When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable:
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
icicleman:
thatpunnyguy:
what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE
GET OUT
egberts:
sodamist:
egberts:
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty Catastrophic
i hope you get arrested for that
1 tag
1 tag
when the internet takes a lil over a millisecond to load
1 tag
encourage:
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
findingthinagain:
Just a reminder that it is perfectly okay to eat something just because you want to.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
someonecalledmefamous:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
1 tag
1 tag
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
the-sweet-by-and-by:
I hate when you can feel yourself starting to like someone who’s way to good for you.
mothercheesus:
press play and watch the gif.
...
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
tears-in-the-tardis:
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't...
1 tag
1 tag
